Andy Stanton
There is not much good to say about this book, I declare it plot-less, pointless and paper-wasting (look at the page layout!). Maybe there was a few feeble laughs or childish grins, but it was a comedy right? No lol moments or hysterical gabbles. Just "ah that's mildly funny!". So your friend walks up to you and says, "hey, what book'ya reading, wotsit about?" Well, are you supposed to reply: "well, it's about two slightly evil guys who plan on making the sky fall down by burning horse spam... And it's up to a numbskull old man and a 9-year old girl who can't speak properly to save the day." What do they do? Well they back away slowly of course. I'm very sorry but was this book a joke? Let us all just hope there are no more additions to this dreadful and disastrous series, hope you will never read another book about a guy who has a chewy name and a psychopathic gingerbread-man, who thinks it's in his blood, (they don't even have blood they have flour and almond essence!) to eat cheerios. To end this sarcastic, hateful rage I'm going to call upon the name of the vague town our miss interpreted heroes call home... LAMONIC BIBBER! I rest my case. 
Louis
Yr 8
This is hilarious and I LOLed a lot
ReplyDeleteI have to change this now, :( it's to long and to insulting :(
ReplyDeleteLouis Yr 8
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ReplyDeleteOkay, you might not laugh out loud,Polly can't speak properly and the plot is completely random, but that is the fun of the book! It would probably make more sense if you read the whole series, but more to the point, everything I just mentioned is what makes the book so unique and fun to read.
ReplyDeleteMolly
7EEL
Yes, okay, I'm in year 7 and it's a childish book, so I'm probably going to enjoy it more etc. etc. but still, I think its a great book.